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Staying single .....Jane Austen Argument lol lol ...
Ms Mussey

Posted by: ladymustang66 at February 8, 2012 8:27 PM

Billy Connolly et al
D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Posted by: serenity62 at February 3, 2012 11:05 PM

hey all .......nice to be here dont really have anything to add to busy laughing i actually have it in my profile a song can carry you away.....ohhh thought of one

Jackson ...Johnny Cash yep i think if you were dancing around the table as date walked in they would get the message lol lol..

ironically was listening to julia stone singing hollywood when it came to me thanks for the laugh....

Posted by: ladymustang66 at February 3, 2012 7:19 PM

Lady Killer - Andrew Jackson Jihad
Pretty self explanatory really. Unless shes into that kind of thing.

Posted by: subtitledpants at January 21, 2012 9:24 AM

Alanis Morissette "You Oughtta Know" would be a date killer..if your date can relate to it!

Posted by: revolve57 at January 12, 2012 10:53 PM

How about Neil Young "Down by the River"

Chorus

'down by the river, I shot my baby'

Or "The Wild Rose", Nick Cave and Kylie Minogue

Come over sand I'll play them for you :)

Posted by: glenungap at January 6, 2012 7:41 PM

Hi there, musical musers. Here are some songs I wouldn't play, especially on a first date:-

For the lyrics.......

All I wanna do........ (Heart).
Get out of my life woman. (Gerry Rafferty).
She twists the knife again. (Richard Thompson).
Limits to love ('Til Tuesday).
Pump. (the B-52's).

For the music.......

Anything on the 'Zero Tolerance for Silence' album by Pat Metheny. For all those familiar with the works of one of the world's leading jazz guitarists, this is nothing like it. The listening experience could perhaps be described as, well, like immersing your head in a beehive, and just as enjoyable. 'nuff said.

Anything by the Sex Pistols.

Metal, Thrash, etc.

Justin Bieber.

All the best!

Posted by: chivalrymcmlxii at November 25, 2011 1:31 AM

Good one Margie, would have to be the best song to NOT play for someone.......HA HA HA
But I suppose your relationship was already over so at least it didn't ruin it [ as the blog topic says] Maybe it made you realize why you broke it off???...lol
Magnet

Posted by: msmagnet11 at October 27, 2011 6:08 PM

Posted by: towhomitmayconcern52 at October 27, 2011 11:58 AM ...my very 1st serious boyfriend made a 'cassette' (yes, I'm 50) and sent it to me when we split. In the background was Cold As Ice (Foreigner). I was 17 FFS! What did I know about relationships! Ha, ha, ha, ha (laughing at myself, feel free to join in).

M xxx

Posted by: margie284 at October 27, 2011 4:12 PM

Towhomitmayconcern, It sounds like you need to look at the blog titled 10 steps to Letting go of your Ex...lol. Welcome to the Blogs
Magnet

Posted by: msmagnet11 at October 27, 2011 3:19 PM

I cannot listen to Bryan Adams since a break up 20 months ago...Boo Hoo !!
We loved lots of his music along with John Mayer and when we split he made a point of uploading them onto his Facebook page with messages and posts...Oh God !! pass me a tissue...........

Posted by: towhomitmayconcern52 at October 27, 2011 11:58 AM

Sometimes a song can take a person to a 'bad place' in the past - or be significant in another way, without the person playing it being any the wiser, of course! Someone I know told me they used to quite like Fleetwood Mac - but it makes them feel queasy after it was played over & over on a boat trip back home, when they had a slight (is that possible?) case of the bends!

Posted by: realitycheck66 at October 26, 2011 4:01 PM

Shimmer by Fuel mos def!

Posted by: dondon83 at October 6, 2011 11:06 PM

Do You Really Want to Hurt Me by Culture Club I like it Both Ways by 1? hit wonder Aussie band, mid 80's.
Mal

Posted by: musicmal at October 3, 2011 10:33 AM

For those that wish to place credence to the belief that a song may have a significant impact on a womans opinion on a first date. I find it bewildering that track 1 from "The Fame Monster" by Lady Ga-Ga has not been mentioned here?
**Bad Romance** (for those of you who are not familiar with her work).

Posted by: flowers2u at October 2, 2011 1:47 AM

AC/DC "She's got the jack". Definately a first date killer! I note it was mentioned in December, but worth a re-run.

Posted by: shazzam5 at September 22, 2011 10:26 AM

Anything by Air-Supply or other melodramatic, love infused, power ballads!

Posted by: justlookin2012 at September 22, 2011 12:16 AM

This might qualify. Note: Bad language ahead: Eamon - F.W.I.S

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO7e8pl-Q7A

There is a female reply that would also qualify:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcQcep_k9zQ

Posted by: stephen54 at July 30, 2011 9:25 PM

Nude by Radiohead
"Don't get any big ideas they're not going to happen"
hahahaha that'll kill the romance quick enough

Posted by: skipdivided75 at July 19, 2011 3:59 PM

I don't know 'Don't Cry', but I'm a big BCO/Pleasance fan. When did he release it?

Posted by: alina08 at June 22, 2011 8:37 PM

Another breakup song: "Don't cry" by Richard Pleasance from Boom Crash Opera . . . anyone else know of it / like it ?

Posted by: it5ju5tm3 at June 17, 2011 9:26 PM

My break up song quote was. "Perfectly Lonely" By John Mayer. They didn't take it too well and in fact broke off the relationship.

To me it just means that I am Perfectly Happy in my own company and happy to be Perfectly Lonely while I wait for the right person.

In retrospect when they went and listened to the song at a later date they realised what I was on about.

I am now single and happy.

Perfectly Lonely. :)
Works a treat.

Posted by: rangasrule at May 9, 2011 9:16 PM

If there is ever a song quaranteed to ruin a relationship it is Planet of Woman By Zz Top. It works everytime

Posted by: azzaermo22 at April 17, 2011 5:28 PM

Now I haven't read the whole blogg history so don't shoot me if these two brilliant songs have already been listed:
Women are darn funny cattle by Chad Morgen and There's always a woman to blame by Jimmy Buffett.

Posted by: cak123 at April 4, 2011 6:27 PM

DEATHLY - AIMEE MANN

Now that I've met you
Would you object to
Never seeing each other again
Cause I can't afford to
Climb aboard you
No one's got that much ego to spend

So don't work your stuff
Because I've got troubles enough
No, don't pick on me
When one act of kindness could be
Deathly
Deathly
Definitely
...

Posted by: insearchofduende at April 3, 2011 12:59 AM

Tompall Glaser..Put another log on the fire...

Posted by: meetafocker at March 30, 2011 2:42 PM

You're the one for me, fatty, by Morrisey.

Posted by: rdmhaggis74 at March 30, 2011 9:41 AM

A few that I can think of that wouldn't go down well at all.

Burn - usher
Free fallin - John Mayer (although I love it)
Bad influence and so what - pink
The lover after me - savage garden
Boys of summer - the ataris
Your biggest mistake - Ellie goulding
Rinse - Vanessa Carlton
Circle the drain - Katy perry
Cooler than me - mike posner
Audacity of huge - simian mobile disco
Forgotten - avril lavigne
Broken hearted girl - beyonce
Funk you - cee lo green

Posted by: imogen224 at March 29, 2011 6:32 AM

"Make it Easy on Yourself" by Scott Walker and the Walker Brothers. Helps with break up's too from a man's perspective though.

Posted by: rickyshaw at February 25, 2011 9:14 PM

Another one bites the dust

Posted by: bettermannnnn at February 20, 2011 4:25 AM

I agree braveheart64. Perfectly Lonely is about being happy being single. Cracker of a song! Love JM's work. :o)

Posted by: mischievouslycheeky at January 31, 2011 8:48 PM

"Perfectly Lonely" by John Mayer-mmm probably shouldn't be on a date then!

Posted by: braveheart64 at January 31, 2011 3:36 AM

I Hate Everything About You by 3 Days Grace. Unless she's a punk/rock/alterative type of chick AND that's her favourite band AND she has a wicked sense of humour...

I wouldn't recommend any heavy/death metal for the same reasons.

Posted by: dansomedan at January 6, 2011 5:52 PM

Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
Boom Boom Boom - The Outthere Brothers
Gettin' Jiggy Wit It - Will Smith
Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield
U & Ur Hand - Pink

Posted by: jezabeldeva at December 9, 2010 2:08 AM

Figured you out by Nickelback, First line is " I like your pants around your feet."
Probably wouldn't go down so well on a first date!

Posted by: bren131 at November 15, 2010 10:37 PM

Hinder - Lips of an angel lol

Posted by: smilesnlaughs81 at October 30, 2010 10:05 PM

Leonard Coen
"I left a woman waiting"
I left woman waiting
I met her some time later
Se said, I see your eyes are dead
What happen to you lover!

And since she spoke the truth to me
I decided to answer truthfully
What happened to my eyes
Happened to................

Posted by: heatbead at August 31, 2010 2:02 PM

Ok where do I start on this there is a pretty good list so far, here is my 2 cents...
Most Emien, for example Superman, Hillsong, Soko, some Garbage, crash test dummies,Cypress Hill,Rage against the machines,Nickleback,Rodney Rude,Tenacious D,Nick cave,Tism and the list goes on and on...

Posted by: mikeftg75 at August 26, 2010 10:56 PM

It's Not Fair. Lilly Allen. I think its really mean, you don't make me scream; LOL :)

Posted by: linky2902 at July 16, 2010 8:55 PM

Anything from justin bieber..

HB

Posted by: hotblooded1 at June 30, 2010 8:28 PM

I never really loved you anyway from the Corrs..

Posted by: belaus at June 28, 2010 7:04 PM

hmmm i think di$%head by kate nash probably wouldnt be the best choice :)

Posted by: lisa581 at June 5, 2010 9:56 AM

"Wherever I lay my hat that's my home" unless commitment is not a prerequisite to either party.

Posted by: unheardof at May 30, 2010 3:15 PM

abba.... Gimme Gimme a man after nidnight

Posted by: psaw68 at May 14, 2010 9:16 PM

Date rape from Sublime would go down like a sack of bricks good song but or that song that goes i touch my self i want you to know me... whoever its sung by ?

Posted by: nzmale83 at April 28, 2010 10:12 PM

(Please Don't Make Me Pay) Alimony...The Hummingbirds

And Excitable Boy...Warren Zevon

He took little Suzie to the junior prom (excitable boy they all said)
Then he raped her and killed her, then he took her home (excitable boy they all said)

After 10 long years they let him out of the home (excitable boy they all said)
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones (excitable boy they all said...well he's just an excitable boy)

...and I think Discovery Channel is actually called The Bad Touch...

Posted by: skateaway1 at April 27, 2010 5:48 PM

I guess Discovery Channel, Bloodhound Gang would be out of the question...

Posted by: vonshania at April 25, 2010 8:23 PM

If the girl sings from the musicals, "Mama Mia" and "Chorus Line" every hour, of every day, the relationship will eventually die a very disturbing, excruciating death.

Posted by: wisdom01 at April 23, 2010 12:00 PM

"Spare me the Details" by The Offspring. - anything containing bitterness is probably not a good idea

Posted by: onyva1963 at April 8, 2010 10:11 PM

I think U2's "still haven't found what I'm looking for" fits the bill in one go.

Posted by: commonguysname at April 3, 2010 9:30 PM

'Woman' another Anti-Nowhere league track, would be another classic...eh, i mean disastrous choice.

Posted by: sneakerthief at March 22, 2010 8:48 PM

So What?-The Anti Nowhere League,you should hear the lyrics!!.

Posted by: motley67 at March 21, 2010 1:40 PM

Romance would be instantly killed with any of these:

U Stink But I Love U by Mucky Pup ;
I F***ing Hate You by Godsmack ;
Love Stinks by Joan Jett or the J. Geils Band version

Posted by: azure67 at March 14, 2010 7:26 PM

How about "It aint me babe" by Bob Dylan

Posted by: romeowhereru at March 5, 2010 2:57 PM

im showing my age but that dragon song.....are you old enough

Posted by: djmatty at March 4, 2010 8:18 PM

This is not a love song by the sex pistols, I don't think will owe me any browny points.

Posted by: backstreetromeo at February 23, 2010 8:40 PM

'You're So Vain (you probably think this song is about you)' - Carly Simon.

Posted by: roundmidnightm at February 22, 2010 10:00 AM

bob dylan's "idiot wind". "you're an idiot babe. it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe".

Posted by: whatcanidoforyou at February 21, 2010 9:18 PM

pure narcotic..........by porcupine tree

Posted by: bondiboy49 at January 30, 2010 3:09 PM

I'm In Love With A Stripper by T-Pain, unless he really is dating a stripper then its probably appropriate.

Another is Mr Personality By 20 Fingers Feat. Juliette

They call you Mr. Personality
You're so ugly

When I look at you
I go out of my mind
It's like I'm looking
At someone's behind
You make the children scream
And baby's cry
With your crusty teeth
And your blood shot eyes

Posted by: azziearcher at January 6, 2010 6:16 AM

Hey how about Closer by Nine inch nails, as Trent Rezner eloquently sings I want to f%$# you like an animal, lol. That would go down like a lead balloon don't you think?

Posted by: virtuality at December 31, 2009 7:03 PM

The Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.
Although, when I was 20ish, a group of us did sit down to dinner with 'Medle" playing in the background.. but that was then and the walls were bending. :)

Posted by: barataria at December 31, 2009 1:42 PM

What about "Wake me up before you go go",bit of George Michael should set the mood, lol.

I would love to see him when he comes to Perth but the venue here is pretty shocking, the tickets are an outrageous price and there is quite a bit of talk at the moment he may not make it. Still not sure but will see what happens.

Posted by: iaminperth at December 31, 2009 9:46 AM

Delving into the depths of musical knowledge of what not to play, never sing along to "Lola' by The Kinks, anything by The Bronski Beat, the Village People, or "She's got the Jack" by AC/DC. Others which may be deemed innappropiate are 'Oragsm addict' by The Buzzcocks, 'Satellite' and 'Did you no wrong' by the Sex Pistols There should be another list for wedding songs - there are too many cliche songs, and others where the guests and especially the staff should be issued with, 'Japanese short swords' in order to free themselves from the suffering. I am waitng for the day when someone is brave enough and honest enough to use 'Closer' by Nine inch nails. Or maybe have the bride and groom writhing around on the floor to the Divinyls, 'I touch myself ', that will fulfill the dream of getting it on to you tube.

Posted by: vbinwa at December 31, 2009 4:18 AM

Hello hello hello.. is there anybody out there.?

Posted by: barataria at December 30, 2009 10:51 PM

Hi Folks

Try these!

Great songs...but lyrics not recommended on a date ;)

I don't believe anymore - Icehouse

I wish I cared - A-ha

Disintegration - The Cure

Fix You - Coldplay

I'm just a gigolo - David Lee Roth

I'm too sexy - Right Said Fred

Posted by: isidore at December 30, 2009 10:34 PM

Pussycat, Pussycat or anything with the 'P" word or anything with Tom Jones in it.

No Milk Today by Hermans Hermits

...and the entire Alice's Restaurant by Arlo
Guthrie or Macathur Park (which I love both but ...... no... not at dinner )

Posted by: barataria at December 30, 2009 4:14 PM

What about the Mamas & the Papas 1966 song, "I Saw Her Again Last Night"?

Would make any woman feel just great about herself and her relationship! NOT!
The saddest thing that could happen to anyone IMHO!

"I saw her again last night,
And you know that I shouldn't
Just string her along; it's just not right
If I couldn't, I wouldn't.
But what can I do; I'm lonely too.
And it makes me feel so good to know
She'll never leave me.

I'm in way over my head;
Now she thinks that I love her (yeah, yeah)
Because that's what I said
Though I never think of her.
(No, no, never think of her)

But what can I do? I'm lonely too.
And it makes me feel so good to know
(And it makes me feel so good to know...)
She'll never leave me.

Every time I see that girl,
You know I wanna lay down and die.
But I really need that girl
Though I'm living a lie;
(Though I'm living a lie...)
It makes me wanna cry

I saw her again last night,
And you know that I shouldn't
Just string her along; it's just not right.
If I couldn't then I wouldn't,
But what can I do, I'm lonely too.
And it makes me feel so good to know
She'll never leave me.
(to know...know)

But what can I do? I'm lonely too.
Yeah, and it makes me feel so good to know
She'll never leave me.

Every time I see that girl,
You know I wanna lay down and die.
But I really need that girl
Though I'm living a lie
(Though I'm living a lie...)
It makes me wanna cry.

I saw her...
I saw her again last night.
And you know that I shouldn't (no, no)
Just string her along; it's just not right.
If I couldn't, I wouldn't;
I'm in way over my head (you say...)
Now she thinks that I love her (yeah, yeah)
Because that's what I said... "

Posted by: amberlightrose at December 30, 2009 10:05 AM

Maybe Lily Allen happily singing "F....you" in the background, lol.

Posted by: iaminperth at December 30, 2009 9:59 AM

Hi all & happy new year.
well I haven't been on for a while but after reading though some of these comments i suddenly thought of Freddy Mercury's 'Too Much Love will Kill You'.... and....
The Divynal's 'I touch Myself ' ........try keeping a straight face to that one while attempting to eat your..pork medalions, whatevr....Hehe!

and as Van Morrison would sing ' give ya my jellyroll' ..dirty dirty man! :) A

Posted by: barataria at December 29, 2009 5:28 PM

G'day All,
I was just having a browse through and was going to do just that, have a browse. But when I saw the Pearljam Better Man had come up a few times I had to have a little chortle chortle tee hee moment. I was actually in relationship for about 2 yrs with this lady, and me being a huuuge fan of Pearljam I gad this playing in the car. Then out of the blue she said "you know this is how I feel..." Really. "She lies and says she's in love with him can't find a better man". Definate dampener from my side of things.

In that ilk I am now waiting for the next one who thinks we are like

"The Game" by Disturbed.

Roflmao.

Posted by: kenbewdy at December 6, 2009 3:31 PM

Ok, here's a couple more i'd probably steer clear of...

Fat Bottom Girls - Queen
Big Ole Butt - LL Cool J
Too drunk to fuck - Dead Kennedys
Mardy Bum - Arctic Monkeys (although it's a great tune)

Posted by: timmyg78 at November 10, 2009 11:37 PM

I think Hard Rock music could rattle the old bones and perhaps the date may finish before it started, I definitely think the gentle music would be the way to go specially the first dinner date.

Posted by: susieqtpie at September 21, 2009 5:57 PM

Hmmm ... as much as it is a terrific song, Talk Talk's opus to all things living "It's My Life" probably wouldn't get many kudos from the recipient partner to whom it is played ...
Less so even, The Waitresses assumptive yet asinine alliteration, "I Know What Boys Like" ...

Posted by: mystril at August 28, 2009 1:36 PM

"The Thong Song" .... how awkward would that be on a first date? lol

Posted by: elle23 at August 21, 2009 7:00 PM

There are some beautiful pieces from Enya, Enigma and Vangelis that will certainly set the mood for any occasion.

Posted by: stormy66 at August 15, 2009 7:09 PM

Posted by: iamgam at July 27, 2009 10:18 PM
?? I agree with what you have said, and I actually wrote that it was "the ultimate denial song", because the fellow was obviously in denial. Music beautiful, but lyrics don't set the tone for a romantic evening.
:-)

Posted by: lafileuse at August 15, 2009 12:41 PM

Oh my...I would run if I heard Unfaithful by Rhianna...I have been on the end of that sort of thing and gee never again. That song still brings me to tears.

Posted by: luvdaocean at July 28, 2009 8:51 PM

SURE I CAN ADD TO THE LIST
Betterman - Pearl Jam
Not Fair - Lilly Allen
Run to You - Bryan Adams
Stacy's mom has got it going on - cant remember artist
Am i Ever Gonna See You Face Again - The Angels
Many more too but some wont go to print!!!!!!

Posted by: luckygirl74 at July 28, 2009 9:37 AM

lafileuse - "I'm Not in Love" is not "the ultimate denial of love song". It *is* a love song because the guy is in *denial*. "Be quiet - big boys don't cry.." 10cc were a very intelligent band & obviously *way* over some ppl's heads.

Now "Tainted Love" might be a song to avoid. & what about Dylan's "Idiot Wind" (heck, anything off "Blood on the Tracks" is probably best avoided...

Posted by: iamgam at July 27, 2009 10:18 PM

Find out what music the other person likes before the night and play that type of music, see if you can find out their fav song before hand and play that, you will score big brownie points not only does it show you care but it will also show you listen

Posted by: guardianangel8 at April 18, 2009 5:54 PM

I'm addicted to your body but no love at all...phew !

Poker Face...sigh !

Love Game....oops !

Lady Gaga..( complicated)

Posted by: birdsofparadise at April 16, 2009 9:41 PM

Superhero,

Dont read too much what people write in their profiles....walks on the beach, fireside drinks, Shawshank Redemption, glass half full,blah, blah, blah. Monkey see, monkey do!!

I am surprised and attracted to people on here that actually seem to be able to come up with some form of original thought!!

Posted by: notafigjam at April 16, 2009 9:11 PM

Bigmouth Strikes Again by The Smiths.

With lyrics like this it's the obvious choice for ending a relationship...........

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every
tooth in your head.
Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should
be bludgeoned in your bed.

...and so on

Posted by: icycle67 at April 16, 2009 8:00 PM

Every day I love you less and less - Kaiser Chiefs

Not Fair - Lily Allen (it's funny though)

Cold Hard B# - Jet

Better Man - Pearl Jam

Ugly * - Violent Femmes

Ahhh, we could make a great mix tape with this.... heh heh

Posted by: journey2407 at April 16, 2009 6:28 PM

Reading through this I think I'll give music a miss if I ever get a date from RSVP...It sounds too dangerous! LOL
Seriously, I would hope that most people would be sensible enough not to read too much into it if an "innappropriate" song came on.

Posted by: donb55 at April 16, 2009 2:52 AM

Posted by: superhero1965 at April 14, 2009 10:24 AM

Actually, I find that a lot of men have that in their profiles as well ... and a lot seem to hate hip hop and rap.

I don't mind people being negative about something in their profiles ... it tells you as much about a person as the sorts of things they like and are positive about. If they are far more negative about things, well, that tells you a lot.

:-D

Posted by: lafileuse at April 14, 2009 1:28 PM

I don't know why the every second lady writes they hate heavy metal and doof doof.Its a negative comment just leave it out

Posted by: superhero1965 at April 14, 2009 10:24 AM

Buddy383's comments on the "Barbie" blog made me remember that song: "Nice Legs, Shame About The Face"

Posted by: amberlight58 at April 13, 2009 6:21 PM

Hi La Fileuse,

Thats exactly right; its called being a tool!!

Posted by: notafigjam at April 12, 2009 9:50 PM

Posted by: lafileuse at April 7, 2009 4:47 PM

Thanks, yes I see what you mean!
Hardly songs which inspire great love and tenderness.
Hannibal Lector might be impressed with some of them though!

Posted by: amberlight58 at April 11, 2009 10:54 AM

Some Girls by - Racy

Some girls will, some girls won't
Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't
Well, I know I've got the fever but I don't know why
Some say they will and some girls lie

So here I am in front of you
Not really knowing what to do
My heart is feeling something new
Nervously I turn away from you
I see the looks you're sending me
Is this the way it's meant to be?
It's something we should talk about
Just give me time to work it out

Etc

Posted by: stephen54 at April 11, 2009 12:16 AM

Soulja Boy - Crank That. I would leave in a moment.

Posted by: missvelvet at April 10, 2009 11:17 PM

"Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying" by Belle & Sebastian. Not a sentence you want to hear on a date.. Great Song though!

Posted by: curvygal83 at April 10, 2009 9:52 PM

Posted by: notafigjam at April 7, 2009 8:17 PM

Several women do, too, I imagine! Maybe for different reasons, though. I haven't heard the actual song yet ... but the ad reminds me of all the times that you do something for no particular reason, except that it is amusing to you at the time, forget that you've done it, and it comes back to bite/embarass you.

:-D

Posted by: lafileuse at April 9, 2009 7:02 PM

Relax...Frankie goes to Hollywood.

Posted by: istj54 at April 9, 2009 5:13 PM

Hi All,

How about the song on the new Hahn Low carb ad "I'm a tits and arse man" every guy on earth laughs at that one

Posted by: notafigjam at April 7, 2009 8:17 PM

Posted by: amberlight58 at April 5, 2009 12:08 AM

Just for you :-D :

from Touch Me I'm Sick
the Julie London version of "My Heart Belongs to Daddy (Cole Porter) - that's in the section called "All in the Family"

Other sections include:
"Love's just another word for I want to eat your Liver" which includes "Come to my Window" Melissa Etheridge and "Possession" Sarah McLachlan

and

"Death becomes us" which includes "I am stretched on your grave" Sinead O'Connor and Marry Me (Heirate Mich) Rammstein.

:-)

Posted by: lafileuse at April 7, 2009 4:47 PM

"Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Baha Men

Posted by: greeneyednikita at April 5, 2009 1:33 PM

Love to hear what some of the songs in those books were, Lafileuse.
There would probably be a few oh so embarrassing trips down memory lane for some people.
I lived in north-western Victoria in my late teens/early twenties and it was a long drive to get anywhere. Car radios were just wonderful for playing some embarrassing song during an awkward silence when travelling with a new boyfriend.
As was the music played at interval at the Drive-in!

Posted by: amberlight58 at April 5, 2009 12:08 AM

What about 'Having my baby' yikes, that would be an outta there moment !

Posted by: iaminperth at April 4, 2009 9:09 PM

I can recommend two books by Tom Reynolds I found in bargain bins outside Dymocks:

"Touch me, I'm Sick - The 52 creepiest love songs you've ever heard" and "I hate myself and want to die - the 52 most depressing songs you've erver heard".

Don't know what's special about 52, but they are an interesting read ... keep thinking, "Oh, yeah ... I remember that one!"

:-D

Posted by: lafileuse at April 4, 2009 7:15 PM

"Girl, you'll be a woman soon...." by Urge Overkill

Posted by: alchemy24601 at April 4, 2009 5:29 PM

avoid "better then me" by hinder
i love that song but my ex thought it was a message,

Posted by: beki09 at April 4, 2009 5:11 PM

Tub Thumpin by Chumbawumba

Posted by: benjaminbutton at April 4, 2009 2:27 AM

I think these should be avoided too.
Nasty Naughty Boy by Christina Aguilera
Every Breathe You Take by Police (stalker music)
Discovery Channel by Bloodhound Gang
Creep by Radiohead
To All the Girls I've Loved Before by Willie Nelson
I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred
and last but not least .....
Boom Boom Boom by Vengaboys

Posted by: greeneyednikita at April 3, 2009 8:14 PM

I really don't think any music can ruin...cheezy music makes me like them more!
and jeez i would lose everyone with my secret song list hahaha

Posted by: gracedarling at April 3, 2009 3:51 PM

Hmmmm.

Probably less than appropriate for a bloke to have Paul Kelly's Right Outta My Head on the player when trying to impress.

For a gal, well, probably wise to mute any of Tina Turner's songs from the period when she was escaping a tortuous relationship with Ike.

Posted by: bellibone at April 3, 2009 12:14 PM

Talkng about creating atmosphere with music. I can remember in my late teens/early twenties my mother, who was dating again (she was in her mid-40s then), taking a liking to a particularly suggestive song called "I want to kiss you all over" (Can't remember who/what band actually sang the song).
She was having a new boyfriend around for a meal (we were told to be absent for the evening) and my sister told me that as she was racing out of the door, at the same time the new man was pulling up, our mother who liked to think she was very trendy and years younger than her age, was playing this song loudly on the stereo.

The next day our mother complained that this guy just tried to grope her all night! (I can't understand why!)

My mother always flirted quite suggestively, but was not really ready for the 80s.
She had met my father in her early 20s in an era where 'nice' gentleman didn't try anything until you'd at least gone out with them a few times no matter how outrageously you flirted.
Was quite a learning curve for her!

Posted by: amberlight58 at April 3, 2009 10:47 AM

Or the ultimate denial song, "I'm not in Love" 10cc

Wouldn't want to hear that during a romantic evening. Pretty music, in spite of the lyrics.

I'd try not to read too much into the choice of music, though. I've known people who aren't into lyrics at all, just the music, and when I've asked how they could like a particular song given what is being said, they were totally clueless ... hadn't really *listened* to the words at all.

Maybe I'm reading more into this topic than there is (wouldn't be the first time!), but choice of music shouldn't be yet one more thing we stress about. It should be natural and shouldn't be a case of calculation: "What do I want this person to believe about me - how do I want this evening to end ... what music will do this?" Isn't it more about finding music that is a backgroud, that blends in with the setting, the mood of the evening, who we are and what we hope our partner will enjoy - something that makes the whole greater than the sum of the parts?

:-)

Posted by: lafileuse at April 3, 2009 7:32 AM

What about My Sharona...on second thoughts that's not a bad one:))

Posted by: istj54 at April 2, 2009 9:59 PM

Have you listened to the cd called "Break up Songs" ? Just to mention a few "Love is pain" by Amanda Perez, "Don't wanna try" by Frankee J. We also got these songs here "One of Us" and "The winner takes it all" by Abba, "Time after time" Cindy Lauper, "Love is a battlefield" by Pat Benater. "Womanizer" by Britney to mention some more. There must be thousands of them out there.

Posted by: honestyrespecttrust at April 2, 2009 6:49 PM

....or.. Hit the Road Jack.. I did it my Way
Big Spender.... I must be having a 50's revival??

Posted by: angela11 at April 2, 2009 5:51 PM

Disclaimer: I start from a position of "not that keen on C&W" and these do not help:

- Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
- You Done Stomped on My Heart
- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

Posted by: lafileuse at April 2, 2009 12:43 PM

I'm too Sexy for this Body
The Bad Touch
Then again it depends also a lot on the performers singing/dancing ability and how much alcohol the observer has consumed.

Posted by: brisnut at April 1, 2009 10:14 PM

what about 'She Bangs' - Ricki Martin, now I wonder if that would be appropriate, lol.

Posted by: iaminperth at April 1, 2009 8:17 PM

What about a Mariachi band playing loudly on a first date...ouch?

My worst song experience was many years ago in Hong Kong when the lead singer of teh band in the night club sang Three Times a Lady...just for me...kinda put me off the Commodores.

Posted by: istj54 at April 1, 2009 6:56 PM

'Push' by Matchbox 20

Posted by: lafileuse at March 31, 2009 6:24 PM

Posted by: britishracinggreen at March 27, 2009 6:33 PM

I had a first date lunch meeting with a *very* nice man. It was great until a young woman set up her guitar and *amplifier* in the corner of the cafe. The space did not justify an amplifier. She was talented, but it would have been nicer without the amp ... and I have to say she had *stamina*. We finished the meal faster than we should have and adjourned to somewhere else for coffee ... and a chance to talk. The relationship didn't last, but I don't blame the amp.

:-D

Posted by: lafileuse at March 31, 2009 6:22 PM

Erasure, Donna Summer, Barbara Streisand, Judy Garland, Liza Minelli...........getting the picture? Unless you are a guy on a date with another guy of course.

Posted by: kungfumanda at March 31, 2009 4:28 PM

British...... still not worth it ....what a boring and demoralising foreplay.

Posted by: angela11 at March 30, 2009 11:24 PM

Have to agree on that one BRG. Loud music at any time can be an annoyance unless it is as a music festival or concert but trying to have a conversation with someone with music blaring out is a no go for me as well. It sort of smacks of indifference and a general who gives a toss attitude I think.

Posted by: iaminperth at March 28, 2009 5:37 PM

"Two out of three" by Meatloaf

Posted by: benjaminbutton at March 28, 2009 2:46 PM

That's "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. Nine inches hmmm?

Posted by: britishracinggreen at March 28, 2009 1:32 PM

I don't know the title and can't remember who sings it but it has a line in which goes something like this
" I want to **** you like an animal
snort snort.eeeeh".....that's got to be the worst song ever aired or .....what about
'' who let the dogs out?"

Posted by: angela11 at March 27, 2009 7:38 PM

What ruins a date for me, is not necessarily the song, but the volume. Whether it's in the car or during dinner, if the music's too loud, I refuse to raise my voice to talk over it.

Posted by: britishracinggreen at March 27, 2009 6:33 PM

sorry that was everytime....by butterfinger....typo lol

Posted by: benjaminbutton at March 27, 2009 2:35 PM

Evertime by Butterfinger

now that may test her sense of humour

Kenny

Posted by: benjaminbutton at March 27, 2009 11:52 AM