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'God has a hard-on for marines, because we kill everything we see. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls.' Ermey aka Sgt. Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket" 1987.

Posted by: diditforlove at January 3, 2009 5:00 PM

From Alfred Hitchcock's "Marnie".
Marnie: 'You don't love me. You think I'm some kind of wild animal you've trapped.'
Mark: 'That's right. I've trapped you and caught you, and by God, I'm going to keep you.'

Posted by: diditforlove at January 3, 2009 12:51 AM

'We are going to make milk more glamorous than champagne.' - "Can't Stop The Music."

Posted by: diditforlove at January 1, 2009 11:03 PM

When a bevy of nuns is busted at the Mexican border for supposedly carrying grass, Sergeant Stedenko (Stacy Keach) says: 'You ought to be ashamed of yourselves sisters. Reminds me of a joke my dad used to tell Harry. The only sort of meat a priest can eat on Friday is nun.' From Cheech and Chong's 'Up In Smoke.'

Posted by: diditforlove at January 1, 2009 4:23 PM

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.

Posted by: stephen54 at December 29, 2008 10:39 PM

Why a four year old child could understand this!

Run out and get me a four year old child,
I can't make head or tail out of it!

Posted by: stephen54 at December 29, 2008 10:31 PM

oh yes and a few classics from 'Flying High' (Airplane)

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Posted by: bettyorveronica at December 29, 2008 12:46 PM

How about "what do I want with a gun rack, I don't even have 'a' gun let alone 'many' that would necessitate an entire rack!"
Wayne in Wayne's World....classic!

Posted by: bettyorveronica at December 29, 2008 12:35 PM

Well it's not a line! but I love the missile attack sequence in Dr. Strangelove.

The cool professionals are trying to destroy the world while the idiots are trying to save it

Posted by: stephen54 at December 28, 2008 5:50 PM

I like Steve Buscemi, he has had two great lines in Armageddon and Con Air.

"You wanna compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, okay? " (Armageddon)

"Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash." (Con Air)

Posted by: macrat at December 27, 2008 6:23 PM

'Your father's a Pole,
Your mother's a Swede,
But you were born here,
That's all that you need'. From "West Side Story",1961.

Posted by: diditforlove at December 27, 2008 11:40 AM

'Don't you think one of the charms of marriage - is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties?' from Stanley Kubrick's 'Eyes Wide Shut' - Nicole Kidman/Tom Cruise.

Posted by: diditforlove at December 24, 2008 10:00 PM

'Let me know when your home life goes up in smoke. That means it's time for a promotion.'
from: "The Devil Wears Prada."
Meryl Streep / Anne Hathaway.

Posted by: diditforlove at December 24, 2008 4:37 PM

Also from the Departed (also Jack Nicholson):

"Nobody gives a damn .... you gotta take it!"

Posted by: lafileuse at December 24, 2008 7:43 AM

Posted by: heart2heart57 at December 22, 2008 11:50 PM

What film did that quote come from???? I always thought that it was a general quote that Zsa Zsa was famous for .

Posted by: diditforlove at December 23, 2008 11:37 AM

... and I'm a GREAT housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Posted by: heart2heart57 at December 22, 2008 11:50 PM

"Klaatu barada nikto, Gort!"

(Can't wait for the new The Day The Earth Stood Still to hit town! Mind you, Keanu will have a tough act to follow ... Michael Rennie was pretty good ... and I always thought he was the inspiration for David Bowie's performance in The Man Who Fell To Earth.)

Posted by: lafileuse at December 22, 2008 10:47 PM

Ahhh .... Harold and Maude! one of my favourites.

and from The Departed:

"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me."
Jack Nicholson

Posted by: lafileuse at December 22, 2008 8:27 PM

This Colonel guy? He's wacko, man! He's worse than crazy. He's evil. It's f****n' pagan idolatry. Look around you. S**t! He's loco... I ain't afraid of all them f****n' skulls and altars and s**t. I used to think if I died in an evil place, then my soul wouldn't be able to make it to Heaven. But now? F**k! I mean, I don't care where it goes, as long as it ain't here. So whaddya wanna do? I'll kill the f**k.

Apocalypse Now

Mayor: I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore District. Understand? That's my policy.

Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard, that's my policy.

Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Mayor: (after Callahan has left) I think he's got a point.

Dirty Harry

Posted by: skateaway1 at December 21, 2008 6:26 PM

hi all - first time on this - the community I mean lol - just rented 'the savages ' supposed to me a very good movie and I have enjoyed it but not as good as it had been advertised - the plight of older people and caring for them is always a difficult topic but i think it has been left a bit superficial - has anyone watched it?

Posted by: trizia57 at December 21, 2008 5:50 PM

"I been saving this money for a Divorce, if ever I get a husband...."

oopps, no sorry that's not it...same movie though.....ah, yes Christmas....

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings"
It's a Wonderful LIfe.

Posted by: thelynathdiary at December 21, 2008 11:28 AM

'What sort of people just sit like that without a word to say to each other?'......... 'Married People.' from 'Two for the Road' 1967 - Albert Finney and Audrey Hephburn.

Posted by: diditforlove at December 20, 2008 4:16 PM

'A common neurosis - whereby the male child wishes to sleep with his mother. What puzzles me Harold is that you wish to sleep with your grandmother.'
Harold's psychiatrist to Harold (20) when he co-habitates with Maude (80) from "Harold and Maude." 1971.

Posted by: diditforlove at December 20, 2008 4:12 PM

'Why, if there's nothing else there's applause. I've been backstage when people applaud. It's like.....like waves of love coming over the footlights and wrapping you up.'
Eve (Ann Baxter) in 'All About Eve.'

Posted by: diditforlove at December 20, 2008 1:45 AM

'Peace and quiet is for libraries'
Margo (Bette Davis) in 'all about Eve.' 1950.

Posted by: diditforlove at December 20, 2008 1:32 AM

OK .... not a film .... Father Ted (yet another great series I failed to watch when it was on TV):

Mrs Doyle (talking about what was in a cake she prepared for the Fathers' tea):
"Oh no, not cocaine - what am I on about? No, I mean .... what do you call them? ... Raisins!"

Father Jack:
"DRINK!"

Posted by: lafileuse at December 17, 2008 6:51 PM

'If you keep riding me they'll be picking iron out of your liver' Wilmer - The Fall guy, to which Humprey Bogart (Sam Spade) replied 'The cheaper the crook the gaudier the patter.' "The Maltese Falcoln. "

Posted by: diditforlove at December 16, 2008 10:05 PM

'What do you let these cheap gunmen hang around the lobby for with their heaters bulging in their clothes?' Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade) The Maltese Falcoln - 1948.

Posted by: diditforlove at December 16, 2008 9:35 PM

Mae West..."peel me a grape"..............Al Pacino in Scent of a woman...."uuuuhaaah".............The Three Stooges.. Curly"hey Moe..what was that for"......Moe"just in case you do something stupid"...........Maxwell Smart "missed it by that much"......Marlon Brandow A street car named Desire..."stella..STELLAAA "

Posted by: mrbike56 at December 15, 2008 8:42 PM

mmm clark cable....another drool worthy moment.....gone with the wind is one of my classic favourites...and also luv Titanic, there is just something about those tragic love stories..they pull at your heartstrings.........happy monday all...jewels

Posted by: junebaby57 at December 15, 2008 7:08 PM

"Ah forget it laddie.
You'd sooner have angels fly out of your arse than get next to the likes of her"

Posted by: tassiedude1 at October 23, 2008 7:04 PM

I have just spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure out where this is from! Then as i started typing it came to me! Titanic. Classic.

Posted by: kaylajade86 at December 15, 2008 2:40 PM

Posted by: zoolander1967 at November 15, 2008 8:22 PM

Oh i love this one! This has to be one of my favourites and in such a lovely scottish accent too!

Posted by: kaylajade86 at December 15, 2008 2:35 PM

One of my all-time faves

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

-Dr Hannibal Lecter

Posted by: drjayhawk at December 7, 2008 1:11 PM

"My give a damn's busted"...Jo Dee Messina...

Posted by: heart2heart57 at December 5, 2008 11:39 PM

How about:

"Say hello to my little friend!" (Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface)

I think it resurfaced in El Mariachi or Once Upon a Time in Mexico ... one of those.

Posted by: lafileuse at December 4, 2008 2:01 PM

From Stanley Kubrick's 'Full Metal Jacket': Sergeant: 'How tall are you Private?' ' Sir, 5'9" Sir.' Sergeant: 'I didn't know they stacked shit that high.'

Posted by: diditforlove at November 26, 2008 8:12 PM

'He's a god damn drug dealer. These are his peak hours.' Woman to Christian Bale (Patrick) in 'American Psycho' whem questioned as to why she was phoning someone at 3.00am.

Posted by: diditforlove at November 24, 2008 8:09 PM

'How did I know he was going to vapour-lock?' When one of the mob has a heart attack - Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood) in 'Sudden Impact.'

Posted by: diditforlove at November 17, 2008 9:19 PM

"Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bonel, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let the aeroplanes circle, moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message ' She is Dead'. Put crepe bows 'round the white necks of the public doves, Let traffic policemen wear black, cotton gloves. She was my North, my South, my East, and West. My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong. The stars are not wanted now; put out every one, Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun, Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood; For nothing now can ever come to any good."
4 weddings and a funeral...
+ yes it is altered to reflect a
Male to Female tribute!!!

Posted by: zoolander1967 at November 15, 2008 8:22 PM

Bernard: How's it going, Lyds?
Lydia: Bloody awful.
Bernard: Oh dear, what's the problem?
Lydia: I was promised sex. Everybody said it. You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get sex, you'll be fighting 'em off. But not so much as a tongue in sight.
Bernard: Well, I mean, if you fancy anything, I could always...
Lydia: Oh, don't be ridiculous, Bernard. I'm not that desperate.

Posted by: zoolander1967 at November 15, 2008 6:17 PM

All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.
Rick Deckard, Blade Runner

I love this place at night. The stars... there's no right or wrong in them. They're just there.
Sgt Elias Grodin,Platoon

I was in the path of the tornado... I just didn't expect the storm would last as long as it has.
Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption

Posted by: esperanza123 at November 11, 2008 1:39 AM

The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life

The Last Samurai

Posted by: outbackdrifter at November 8, 2008 8:45 AM

All you people are so scared of me... but it ain't me you got to worry about now.

Vin Deisel, Pitch Black

Posted by: outbackdrifter at November 8, 2008 8:35 AM

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Micheal Cain, The Italian Job. Love the way that man speaks.

Posted by: himagain at November 8, 2008 3:33 AM

You make me want to be a better man.
Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets.

Posted by: marylulu at November 7, 2008 10:46 PM

Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup in 'A Few Good Men' - 'You can't handle the truth. ' also starred Demi Moore and Tom Cruise.
(Was surprised to see that Demi Moore produced some of the Austin Powers Films - She was one of the producers.)

Posted by: diditforlove at November 7, 2008 9:56 PM

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Posted by: simonyet at November 6, 2008 12:10 AM

i love the movie, but with the election of Obama I don't think I can watch it any more ... Hattie McDaniel is great as Mammy but the persistent references to "Darkies" is probably best left in my memory. Viven Leigh is gorgeous though.

Posted by: newdayrising at November 5, 2008 10:38 PM

RUUUNNN FOOORRREEESTTT...... Thats all i got to say about that -.-

Posted by: xxbj at November 5, 2008 6:50 PM

Probably not the best choice for this site, but hey...

From St Elmo's Fire;

'Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.'

Posted by: moniquen at November 5, 2008 11:18 AM

'The Black Widow' - Debra Winger and Theresa Russel. 'How do two porcupines make love?'... 'Very carefully.'

Posted by: diditforlove at November 4, 2008 9:55 PM

'How long have you been in Mexico?' 'Aaa week....aaa day.' 'Which is it - a week or a day?' 'A weekday.' Cheech and Chong's 'Up in Smoke'.

Posted by: diditforlove at November 2, 2008 2:19 AM

'How long have you been in Mexico?' 'Aaa week....aaa day.' 'Which is it - a week or a day?' 'A weekday.' Cheech and Chong's 'Up in Smoke'.

Posted by: diditforlove at November 2, 2008 2:18 AM

But surely you can't be serious?

I am, and stop calling me Shirley

Posted by: shyguy7887 at October 30, 2008 4:31 PM

I think I put that one down myself way back at the beginning of October :-)

From the same film;

You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
What is it?
It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important...

Posted by: moniquen at October 31, 2008 5:53 PM

what about arnie "i need your boots ;clothes and motorcycle keys" a classic

Posted by: chad1958 at October 30, 2008 7:52 PM

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments will be lost in time... like... tears..in rain".

Posted by: wistful1 at October 30, 2008 5:33 PM

But surely you can't be serious?

I am, and stop calling me Shirley

Posted by: shyguy7887 at October 30, 2008 4:31 PM

Then of course there's the famous:

"Yabba Dabba Doo"

Posted by: tassiedude1 at October 23, 2008 7:06 PM

"Ah forget it laddie.
You'd sooner have angels fly out of your arse than get next to the likes of her"

Posted by: tassiedude1 at October 23, 2008 7:04 PM

Lauren Bacall in How to Marry a Millionaire

"I was nuts about him. Know what he did to me. First he gave me a phony name. Second, he was already married. Third, the minute the priest said amen, he never did any work. Then he stole my TV set. I asked him about it and he hit me with a chicken."

Posted by: moniquen at October 23, 2008 11:20 AM

'I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic.'

'What's this boy got that Susie likes?'
'Integrity - acute, like indigestion.'
'What does that mean, integrity?'
'A pocket full of firecrackers looking for a match!'

'Don't do anything I wouldn't do. That gives you a lot of leeway...'

'Start thinking with your head instead of your hips.'

Sweet Smell of Success - Favourite screenwriter Ernest Lehman.

Posted by: truantwarrior at October 22, 2008 12:27 PM

Madly, softly deeply: Every single word from that film.

It still to this day reduces me to tears!

PS I love you:

Lord can I count the days that movie has played on the old DVD!

If it could it would walk out on me I think it would! LOL

When the girls head over for drinks and a tear jerker and we all argue over "what was that line" replay, replay, freeze frame, zoom in, zoom out. Give me the remote!

We are all capable of looking so far into this film that we fall off the lounges in stitches!

Breakfast at Tiffanys: In my view is the best of the best, written for the best to enjoy, and those who enjoy it are the best in the world!

A blast from the past and one from the vault:

St Elmos Fire.

Pretty in Pink.

Most of the women will relate to this and some men as well.

I hope that you may find your magic movie today and have a peaceful and loving reminder of how good life really is despite the doom and gloom of the news and economy.

A smile is still free so enjoy!

Thanks

Posted by: chachacha42 at October 22, 2008 10:39 AM

"I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen...." Lloyd Dobler, Say anything (1989)

Posted by: neeta78 at October 21, 2008 4:26 PM

From Casablanca:
Major Strassor to Rick (Humphrey B.)'What is your nationality?'
Rick answers: 'I'm a drunkard'.
Claude Rains: 'That makes Rick a citizen of the world.'

Posted by: margie18 at October 21, 2008 10:24 AM

From Casablanca: Claude Rains asks Humphrey Bogart why he came to Casablanca, Rick (Humphrey Bogart) replies: 'My Health. I came to Casblanca for the waters.'
Claude Rains: 'What waters - We're in the desert. ?'
Humphrey B: 'I was misinformed'.
(Sounds much better spoken,) M

Posted by: margie18 at October 21, 2008 8:23 AM

From Casablanca: .. talking about Rick (Humphrey Bogart).
Major Strassor: 'My impression is that he's just another blundering American'. Claude Rains: 'You mustn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.'

Posted by: margie18 at October 20, 2008 10:37 PM

'Ain't nobody ever ate 50 eggs!' Then Luke, lying immovable on a table with his belly distended, smiles angelically!! One of the best moments of one of the best bloke flicks going!!

Posted by: seenycal at October 20, 2008 8:13 PM

"Those of us who had been up all night had no need for coffee and doughnuts" - Raoul Gomez/Hunter S Thompson, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

"Sticking feathers up your butt will not make you a chicken" - Tyler Durden, Fight Club.

"These kids share one brain. The girl on the end has it today" - Junior, Problem Child.

Posted by: travelbuddy75 at October 19, 2008 6:00 PM

When Austin Powers 'The Spy who Shagged Me' finds out Vanessa (Liz Hurley ) is a fembot. He asks - 'Machine gun jebblies.... How did I miss those baby?'.......... Fembot answers: 'Perhaps next time you should try foreplay!'

Posted by: margie18 at October 19, 2008 4:51 PM

"Screw em!"

Quote by Anthony Hopkins who played Col. William Ludlow in The Legends of the Fall.

I'll never forget how he says it especially towards the end of the movie when he's older with the long white hair, nearly blind in one eye and appears almost crippled

Posted by: getshorty80 at October 19, 2008 4:35 PM

'I am not an animal. I am a human being' - John Hurt in 'The Elephant Man' - John unfortunately lost out on the Oscar for facial expression.

Posted by: margie18 at October 18, 2008 11:30 PM

I think that the quote from The Truman Show (moniquen), is the most important line in the movie. It's so in line with the 7 Up series. I'm fascinated by that stuff. I know it's hard but, people really can change if they know thyselves etc.

Yet I know that anyone who's studied marketing would say that the movie is more to do with being a lesson in product placement.

I'd like to hear comments from anyone who's seen In Bruges. I loved it but was a bit disturbed by the fact that I remember the humour just as much as the not so typical extreme violence. Still, I liked the way that the theme, at least in part, was about people 'finding themselves' unexpectedly when in weird situations.

Posted by: astrawberry at October 17, 2008 10:13 AM

'You know what they say about men who hang around ladies lavatories - they're asking to have their illusions shattered!'

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover

Posted by: truantwarrior at October 14, 2008 4:58 PM

From the movie Ghost- Busters.

"If someone asks you if you're a GOD, you say YES"!!

Posted by: benniandthejets at October 14, 2008 2:28 PM

We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented - Christof (Ed Harris) The Truman Show

Posted by: moniquen at October 13, 2008 9:33 AM

""Rosebud"" Orson Wells in Citizen Kane

and Ennis Del Mar in Brokeback Mountain,
"I'm gonna tell you this one time, Jack x@@@xx Twist, an' I ain't foolin' what I don't know - all them things that I don't know could get you killed if I get to know them, I ain't jokin' "

Posted by: fifilafume at October 12, 2008 5:05 PM

"Your girl's lovely, Hubble".....Barbra Streisand to Robert Redford in "The Way We Were"...as she pushed a lock of his hair away from his eyes..............K

Posted by: auntykaz at October 12, 2008 9:07 AM

'I'll come back..... when you're less bereaved.' Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry in 'Sudden Impact'.
(also strarred Sondra Locke who was Clint's Wife for a while. )

Posted by: margie18 at October 11, 2008 10:46 PM

Kenny in the Stephen King book that the Shawshank Redemption was based on the sexual violence was actually quite a harsh and confronting part of the story.....
I guess it was toned down for the movie.

The story was from a collection of short stories, and this one was called "Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption".
Posters of Rita hid the hole in the wall that Andy Dufresne was gradually digging, and over time there would be different pictures of her.........
Frankly l thought the short story far better than the movie and am not a fan............K

Posted by: auntykaz at October 11, 2008 10:14 PM

BuggeritTom! there is more than one theme at play....
.
and did good really triumph...was Andy really ever going to be free?

Posted by: thelynathdiary at October 11, 2008 8:13 PM

And here was me thinking the main theme was ...never lose hope....that good will triumph of evil.Not at all homophobic and just took it as a given that homosexual violence and abuse was part of prison life.
Kenny (tallerthantom)

Posted by: tallerthantom at October 11, 2008 6:22 PM

pps Thisblack duck...Peter Sellers The Party ..lots of fun.

Posted by: thelynathdiary at October 11, 2008 5:35 PM

ps I checked your profile Tom and couldn't see a mention anywhere...a good thing I think. I have often mused at the paradox of the general Australian homophobic male listing The Shawshank Redemption as their favourite all time movie when one of the major themes is all about acts of homosexual violence.

I have a Saturday night at home for once and I am getting ready to watch an old Lucille Ball movie. I absolutely love Lucy! While I am watching I am going to be road testing some Nougat and Limoncello Semifreddo with strawberries which I made today. Heaven!

Posted by: thelynathdiary at October 11, 2008 5:34 PM

Tom,You don't understand! I'm not supposed to be here!

Posted by: thelynathdiary at October 11, 2008 5:24 PM

Birdie Num Nums

Posted by: thisblackduck at October 11, 2008 8:25 AM

You go ahead and stamp your form sonny cos honestly I really don't give a shit
just for you lynath

Posted by: tallerthantom at October 10, 2008 11:41 PM

'Finit.....Finit'. - Maria Schneider running through the streets of Paris (With Marlon pursuing her)
after announcing the breakup of their relationship. - 'Last Tango in Paris'. - 1972.

Posted by: margie18 at October 10, 2008 11:48 AM

"A man is measured by the work he does, not by the films he watches"
Romulus, My Father (with Eric Bana)

Posted by: dreamerxxxy at October 9, 2008 7:52 AM

Rockhound in Armageddon ....."You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it? "

Posted by: spanky668 at October 7, 2008 7:51 PM

'What of the differences between the theatre and civilization?' Margo Channing (Bette Davis) in ' All about Eve.'.

Posted by: margie18 at October 6, 2008 5:52 PM

Was sure it was Mae West ... did that ... "if you want me just whistle" quote, but you are right .. Lauren Bacall said it !

Gotta love the line ..
"I'll have what she's having!"
from 'When Harry met Sally'
A scene that almost all women related to!
:-)

Posted by: waternymph47 at October 6, 2008 5:31 PM

Detective; 'It's heavy - What is it?' (while picking up the Falcon)

'It's the stuff that dreams are made of' Humphrey Bogart in 'The Maltese Falcoln. '

Posted by: margie18 at October 6, 2008 2:48 PM

'If you ride me again, They're going to be picking iron out of your liver'.
Wilmer ( the fall guy) to Humphrey Bogart in 'The Maltese Falcon.'.

Posted by: margie18 at October 6, 2008 1:25 PM

"If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow."
- Lauren Bacall, To Have and Have Not

(Of Marilyn Munroe's walk down the train platform) "How does she move like that? It's like Jello on springs."
- Jack Lemmon, Some Like It Hot

Posted by: guiltypleasure at October 6, 2008 12:24 PM

Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore.

....follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road, follow the, follow the, follow the, folow the, follow the yellow brick road....

...we're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz...

There's no place like home. There's no place like home.....

Posted by: egernia at October 6, 2008 10:47 AM

The Castle....'Oh the serenity'

Posted by: ted29 at October 5, 2008 8:44 PM

Qualitygal, Joey's most famous line and you omitted it!!!
"How you doin?...........K

Posted by: auntykaz at October 5, 2008 3:12 PM

2 Favourite lines nearly as good as ...
" Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"
...."Talk to the hand!"
and as quoted by the cockatoo in a TV add when his owner passed the phone to him on his perch....
"Oh I know... Oh I Know .. Oh I know...!

Comes in very handy when you have suffered enough from listening to a girlfriend blithering on and on and on .. about .. "Oh how I love him .. but he's a heartbreaker" ...

Used to do it to a girlfriend in Adelaide... she was so imersed in her own joy of misery that she never noticed me saying .. "Oh I Know!" all the way along the beach from Henley to Grange and back again! (Took her 2 years to get over him! :-(

Posted by: waternymph47 at October 5, 2008 12:03 PM

Well not romantic...but still used ET phone home!!

Posted by: lookin61 at October 5, 2008 9:15 AM

K you forgot one

isn't he a gorgeous baby??

well he's interesting

did anyone say "not that there is anything wrong with that"?

from friends

How YOU doing??

Oh... my... God!
Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine.
Chandler: Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.

Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.

Jack Geller: I remember when we first got engaged.
Chandler: Oh, I don't think I ever heard that story.
Monica: Oh dad, really you don't need to...
Jack Geller: [ignoring her] Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know that happened.
Judy Geller: [incredulous] You don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.

and one of my faves :-)

Joey Tribbiani: [after smelling potpourri] Well, this is like summer in a bowl!

Posted by: qualitygal1 at October 4, 2008 8:48 PM

Oh dear, one more....."Get Out!!!!!

Or maybe another....:"Sex to save the friendship".

Now l think l'm done.......

Nope........"Jerry, you have to come over and see the baby".....

"He's adorable, isnt he adorable?"

"I'm having a low water pressure day"......now l am not sure that is the exact quote, but whenever l am having a bad hair day, that is what l say...........K

Posted by: auntykaz at October 4, 2008 9:30 AM

"Hello, Jerry..."
"Hello, Newman....."

"No soup for you!!!"

"Jambalaya!!!!"

"Enough already"............K

Posted by: auntykaz at October 3, 2008 11:52 PM

"Bond - James Bond!"

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 3, 2008 6:49 PM

Ok - last Seinfeld one from me. You might have guessed I love Seinfeld. lol

"Ask not what I can do for you - Ask what you can do for me."

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 3, 2008 5:15 PM

Dirty Harry and Apocalypse Now are riddled with 'em.

Scorpio upon seeing Callaghan's 44 Magnum... "My, that's a big one"

Willard..."Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole f****n' program".

Posted by: skateaway1 at October 3, 2008 5:15 PM

"I am speechless - I have no speech!"

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 3, 2008 5:10 PM

"Giddy-Up!"

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 3, 2008 5:08 PM

"Yada, yada, yada."

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 3, 2008 5:07 PM

"Are you still master of your domain?"

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 3, 2008 5:06 PM

"Shrinkage"

George - "Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold."

Jerry - "Oh... you mean.... shrinkage?"

George - "Yes - Significant shrinkage."

Jerry - "So you feel you were short-changed?"

George - "That was not me Jerry, THAT WAS NOT ME! "

The same episode

Elaine says - "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 3, 2008 5:00 PM

"Going Commando"

Can we slip some more Seinfeld ones in?They sure have some memorable ones. Many having become part of normal conversation.

Kramer - "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it!"

Seinfeld to Elaine - "The only thing between us and Kramer is a thin piece of gaberdine."

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 3, 2008 4:45 PM

'They ought to warn when you fall in love. For the first time I mean. You can pick the God-awfullest one. and you never recover.... not from the first.' Jacqueline Bisset in 'Rich and Famous'. - early 80's.

Posted by: margie18 at October 3, 2008 1:24 PM

Posted by: espritlibrefemme at October 2, 2008 10:03 AM

I agree ....

Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs...

actually more likely ...

Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional %^*$wits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.

Posted by: marylulu at October 3, 2008 7:38 AM

The Emperor's New Groove

Pacha: Uh-oh.
Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.

Sorry l know its long quote but l just love it :))

Posted by: outbackdrifter at October 2, 2008 10:09 PM

Caddyshack...."Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. ......

Posted by: spanky668 at October 2, 2008 9:19 PM

I'll be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK !!!!!!!

Posted by: deepbluepc at October 2, 2008 8:19 PM

chachacha42

A couple of your quotes are from Willy Wonka
Thunderbirds are go! Absolutely FAB!
I have the whole Thunderbirds collection on DVD. Love it!

Another one is from Apollo 13...love all those space flight movies.
Space Cowboys with Clint, Donald & Tommy Lee ~ he's delicious

That 'other' line from When Harry met Sally....

"yes, yes, yes, ooooohhhh, yes, Yes, Yes, oooo aaah, YES, YES, YES!!!!"..........or something like that :-)

Posted by: egernia at October 2, 2008 12:14 PM

Honey I shrunk the Kids....

Buy me this....buy me that...buy me those...

Kiss my ass....

Posted by: aliane at October 2, 2008 10:34 AM

Read my lips.....

Come with me in Paradise..you won't regret every moment of time....

I'm too hot to handle....

Honey I'm back...

Let's start all over again....

Posted by: aliane at October 2, 2008 10:24 AM

So can anyone explain to me what Cuba Gooding Jr was going on about in Jerry Maguire? Anyone at all?

Particularly the part about 'shoplifting from a single mom' because that right there is where the film completely lost me.

The whole thing was like that 'I speak jive' scene from Flying High, but without the subtitles...

Posted by: moniquen at October 2, 2008 10:21 AM

Aw, qualitygal you forgot Clints most famous.....Go ahead......Make my day.......K

Posted by: auntykaz at October 2, 2008 10:08 AM

Notting Hill, that scene gets me every time "I'm just a girl, looking for a guy to love her",
Then there's the chick movie saying "Talk to the hand",
And EVERYTHING about Bridget Jones' Diary gets me....why do I still get roped in by the Daniel Cleaver's and long for a Mark Darcy? Because, at the end of the day, I am just another Bridget like so many of the 'girls' on here! And my blogging and my profile are sort of like my BJ's Diary...

Posted by: espritlibrefemme at October 2, 2008 10:03 AM

What's that Lassie? Timmy's in the well?

Posted by: istj54 at October 2, 2008 8:54 AM

"You had me at hello"

"I'll have what she is having" When Harry met Sally.

"You can't just phone women up and tell them where we live"

Every line out of the Note book.

"Jack, Jack, come back" Titanic.

"Something has come over me"

"I'm melting, I'm melting"

"Come here my Pretty"!

Posted by: chachacha42 at October 2, 2008 7:14 AM

munchken October 1, 2008 9:58 PM

I thought it was "let's get outta here"

Cheers Marcus

Posted by: laughsandtalks at October 2, 2008 12:44 AM

"There is no way, NO WAY, that you came from my loins" - Sheriff Buford T. Justice (Jackie Gleason) to his son Junior in Smokey and the Bandit.

Posted by: wingman98 at October 1, 2008 11:55 PM

It's 106 miles to Chicago, We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it"s dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit It.

Elwood Blues - The Blues Brothers.

Posted by: wingman98 at October 1, 2008 11:51 PM

Take me to bed or lose me forever

Posted by: stephen54 at October 1, 2008 11:47 PM

Don't mention the war...well we won the bloody thing!!.............K

Posted by: auntykaz at October 1, 2008 11:36 PM

Posted by: auntykaz at October 1, 2008 9:35 AM

Did you call me???

LOL

Posted by: starryeyez at October 1, 2008 11:32 PM

This one from Dirty Harry

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

A couple from "you've got mail"

For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women.

The Godfather answers all of life's questions. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

from butch cassidy

Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid: I can't swim.
Butch Cassidy: Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you

Posted by: qualitygal1 at October 1, 2008 10:57 PM

"It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men!"

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 1, 2008 10:57 PM

"When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 1, 2008 10:41 PM

Energia :-), l love Notting Hill, an easy chick flick that is really a cute fillum.

Please sir can l have some more is from Oliver.
Is that a gun in your pocket, that's Mae West l think.

Thats another fine mess is Laurel and Hardy.

Thats' a knife is Croc Dundee.
Best l put my thinking cap on and think of some new ones............K

Posted by: auntykaz at October 1, 2008 10:40 PM

I like the one "Don't ever look at me that way again"

Please James take me to the bar and do not let me leave until I am horrible drunk.

Breakfast and Tiffany's

Please Doc I am not that little girl anymore,

Posted by: chachacha42 at October 1, 2008 10:19 PM

Did you really mean what you said in the caravan?
What I...? But... You were a mouse! You were a mouse... you wanted cheese! You didn't... I asked you to give me a sign!

Posted by: moniquen at October 1, 2008 10:00 PM

'He......re's Johnny!' Jack Nicholson - 'The Shining.'

Posted by: margie18 at October 1, 2008 9:59 PM

Apparently the most used line in movies is 'I have a bad feeling about this.'

Posted by: moniquen at October 1, 2008 9:58 PM

"Let's make beautiful music together."

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 1, 2008 9:54 PM

"Mirror, Mirror on the wall ....."

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 1, 2008 9:53 PM

"Well here's another nice mess you've gotten me into."

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 1, 2008 9:51 PM

"Is that a gun in your pocket - or are you just glad to see me."

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 1, 2008 9:49 PM

Kaz,

That's from Notting Hill :-)

Posted by: egernia at October 1, 2008 8:53 PM

Good evening. Can you guess what line and which movie it is from.

It is one of my favorites, well known and a classic.

Please sir, Can I have some more? Ha.

Dr where are we heading?

Are we there yet?

Are you for real?

What mother ship did you depart from.

Please, no, Don't stop Violet, please do not eat the lolly.

I want it now Daddy.

What a blast from the past.

Thunder birds are go!

Houston we have a problem!

It is not all that matters it is the matter that matters!

Posted by: chachacha42 at October 1, 2008 8:40 PM

"Knife - That's not a knife. THIS is a Knife!"

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 1, 2008 7:51 PM

"I'll be baaaaaaacccccck!"

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 1, 2008 7:01 PM

"ET - Phone home."

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 1, 2008 6:52 PM

"Life is like a box of chocolates."

Posted by: jenniferhi at October 1, 2008 6:50 PM

You know, Lynath, l wonder if Elaines performance did have an element of Valium in it, because she was trippin' way beyond acting......PMSL every time l see it actually.

How about this one, can you all pick where it is from....
"Im just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her".........really quite cute................K

Posted by: auntykaz at October 1, 2008 6:38 PM

Hey Kaaaaaz! That episode was hilarious but Elaine was imitating Marlon Brando in
A Streetcar Named Desire...they don't make moody movies like that anymore. Now that Elaine has made it funny, Marlons Oscar nomination performance in this scene is not dramatic but hilarious too!
Sorry Margie..know you love movies!

Posted by: thelynathdiary at October 1, 2008 6:04 PM

oppps Notorious ..not Noturios...what a rapture :)

Posted by: aliane at October 1, 2008 3:18 PM

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Posted by: moniquen at October 1, 2008 2:44 PM

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"..................K

Posted by: auntykaz at October 1, 2008 12:22 PM

Here's Aliane's noturios quote...to ex-bf..

..Mash Potato Dear - naming him during our marvellous love affair. My first greetings before conversation take place, saying is "how is my "Mash Potato" he's smiley smitten while shaking his head with amusement (he's honourable OZ guy). he asked me,.. what made him like that... i said..he's full of " Energy and Carbohydrates ".....he laugh out loud to death.
Sadly, we got misunderstanding but he waits for me still. Mostly men I've met, they're happy with my company bec I make them laugh and heaps of jokes. that's kind of me a cheeky girl :)

Posted by: aliane at October 1, 2008 11:51 AM

Another favorite, same film;
'This could be the start of a beautiful friendship'

From Superman;
'You've got me... Who's got you?'

And of course from the Princess Bride;

'Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!'

'Stop saying that!'

Posted by: moniquen at October 1, 2008 11:07 AM

The line in Casablanca which is apparently the most misquoted line in movies is actually;

“You played it for her, now play it for me...if she can stand it I can stand it. Play it !"

Posted by: moniquen at October 1, 2008 10:55 AM

"I'll have what she's having" (or something like that) the restaurant scene in 'When Harry met Sally'.

"..you had me at hello" Jerry Maguire

"talk to the hand" Was it Eddie Murphy?

"give Elmo back his blanky" Elmo in Grouchland

Posted by: egernia at October 1, 2008 9:56 AM

Stella....remember Elaine getting drugged up on muscle relaxants after sleeping on Jerrys parents fold up bed??
Then going to a dinner thing for Jerrys dad, Morty, and when introduced to Uncle Leo's wife Stella, Elaine goes into a paroxym of giggles, calling out "Stella"....Oh, this is a Seinfeld episode everyone, sorry, l didn't mention it at the start.
That would have to be the funniest Seinfeld ep, and l saw it the other night on Foxtel reruns...STELLLLLAAAAAAA!!!!!!!.........K

Posted by: auntykaz at October 1, 2008 9:35 AM

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Posted by: thelynathdiary at September 30, 2008 10:01 PM

Adrienne!

Posted by: thelynathdiary at September 30, 2008 10:00 PM

Stella!

Posted by: thelynathdiary at September 30, 2008 10:00 PM

What? No Shawshank Redemption quotes?

Oh, Fiddle de dee!

Posted by: thelynathdiary at September 30, 2008 9:59 PM

Some one-liners from 'Casablanca' 1942:
'We'll always have Paris'. Humphrey Bogart.
Here's looking at you kid.' Humphrey Bogart.
'Round up the usual suspects.' Claude Rains.
'Of all the gin joints - in all the places - in all the world - she's got to walk into mine.' Humphrey Bogart.
'I stick my neck out for no-one.' Humphey Bogart.
'Go ahead and shoot - you'll be doing me a favour. ' Humphrey Bogart.

Posted by: margie18 at September 30, 2008 9:38 PM

Richard Dreyfus is correct, but the second one I believe was said By Ingrad Bergman

Play it Sam, play it.

Posted by: deepbluepc at September 30, 2008 9:37 PM

Alternative one-liners:
'Picnic at Hanging Rock"
Miranda - Anne Lambert: 'Everything happens at exactly the right time and place.'
'Pink Flamingos' Babs - Divine(Real Name) 'Someone Just Sent me bowel movement'.
'Basket Case' - Sharon - Terri Susan Smith - 'What's in the basket - Easter Eggs?'
Taxi Driver: Travis Bickle - Robert De Niro - 'Are you looking at me?'

Posted by: margie18 at September 30, 2008 9:09 PM

istj54,
Thanks for the vote of confidence,
Rgds
Margie

Posted by: margie18 at September 30, 2008 8:58 PM

Casablanca: Elsa (Ingrid Bergman)
'Play it once Sam, for old times sake.'
Sam :(Dooley Wilson) 'I don't know what you mean Miss Elsa'.
Elsa: 'Play it Sam, play "As Time Goes By." '

Posted by: margie18 at September 30, 2008 8:35 PM

I actually like the line in Gone With The Wind where Scarlett always says, "I'll think about it ....tomorrow."...I like that attitude, cos sometimes tomorrow has a way of being sorted all by itself without my input.

Posted by: istj54 at September 30, 2008 6:30 PM

...the line was actually just...play it Sam...n as I recall Bogie said it to the pianist...it is ages since I last saw th afilm..Margie should know.

Posted by: istj54 at September 30, 2008 6:04 PM

Posted by: deepbluepc at September 30, 2008 4:05 PM

If the second is from Casablanca, didnt Humphrey Bogart say to the piano player "Play it Sam, play As Time Goes By" ?? A famous misquote......just like the famous line above.

Was the first said by Hooper in Jaws?

Posted by: jenjen57 at September 30, 2008 6:02 PM

Hmm deepblue, l think the the first was uttered by Richard Dreyfus in Jaws....
Never seen Casablanca, but wasn't there a thing about that in the press a few days ago, was that actually the line?? Can't remember the details now..............K

Posted by: auntykaz at September 30, 2008 5:31 PM

Ha ha ha ha

Okay this is two.

I will not tell you

You tell me

First one .

"This was not a boating accident "

second one

easy.

"play it again Sam "
But the hard part is , who actually said the lines ?????

Posted by: deepbluepc at September 30, 2008 4:05 PM

'No-one puts Baby in a Corner',
from Dirty Dancing. Johnny (Patrick Swayze) and 'Fasten your seatbelts - It's going to be a Bumpy Night'. From 'All About Eve.' 1950 (Spoken by Bette Davis - Margo.)
Followed closely by 'I love the smell of napalm in the morning.' from 'Apocolypse Now'.
Quotes from Casablanca deserve an entry on their own.

Posted by: margie18 at September 30, 2008 3:09 PM